Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive” — Anonymous
“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.” — Albert Einstein Math Quote
“Belief is no substitute for arithmetic” — Henry Spencer
“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater” — Albert Einstein
“The more you know, the less sure you are.” — Voltaire
One person’s constant is another person’s variable
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. – Rene Descartes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there. Charles Darwin
Black holes are where God divided by zero. – Steven Wright
The calculus is the greatest aid we have to the appreciation of physical truth in the broadest sense of the word. William F. Osgood
Algebra is generous; she often gives more than is asked of her.– Jean D’Alembert
“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater” — Anonymous
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. – Benjamin Disraeli
“God is real, unless declared integer” — Anonymous
Either mathematics is too big for the human mind or the human mind is more than a machine.
– Kurt Gödel
I believe the geometric proportion served the creator as an idea when He introduced the continuous generation of similar objects from similar objects. – Johannes Kepler
Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance. – Morris Kline
“God wrote the universe in the language of mathematics.” – Galileo
He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god. Plato
“Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics” — Siméon Poisson
“Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people” — Anonymous
“mathematics may not teach us to breath oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy,but it gives us every reason to hope that
EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION”