Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive” — Anonymous

“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.” — Albert Einstein Math Quote

“Belief is no substitute for arithmetic” — Henry Spencer

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater” — Albert Einstein

“The more you know, the less sure you are.” — Voltaire

One person’s constant is another person’s variable

Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. – Rene Descartes

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there. Charles Darwin

Black holes are where God divided by zero. – Steven Wright

The calculus is the greatest aid we have to the appreciation of physical truth in the broadest sense of the word. William F. Osgood

Algebra is generous; she often gives more than is asked of her.– Jean D’Alembert

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater” — Anonymous

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. – Benjamin Disraeli

“God is real, unless declared integer” — Anonymous

Either mathematics is too big for the human mind or the human mind is more than a machine.

– Kurt Gödel

I believe the geometric proportion served the creator as an idea when He introduced the continuous generation of similar objects from similar objects. – Johannes Kepler

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance. – Morris Kline

“God wrote the universe in the language of mathematics.” – Galileo

He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god. Plato

“Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics” — Siméon Poisson

“Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people” — Anonymous

“mathematics may not teach us to breath oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy,but it gives us every reason to hope that

EVERY PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION”