African * A cat may go to a monastery, but she still remains a cat. * When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. American * A cat’s a cat and that’s that. * As long as the cat will play, it’s okay. * The cat is mighty dignified until the … [Read more…]
RADIOHEAD: weRe too young to fall asleep too cynical to speak we are loosing it cant you tell Radioheads My Iron Lung I want to, I want to be someone else or Ill explode Floating upon the surface for the birds, the birds, the birds You want me, well fucking well come and find me … [Read more…]
Funny Chinese Proverbs and Ancient Chinese Proverbs You will not find ivory in a dog’s mouth. You can plan a picnic, but you can’t control the weather. Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook. When eating bamboo shoots, remember the man who planted them. To the world you may be one person, but to … [Read more…]
Darn Lights !!! (this was seen on a sign with a reindeer with Christmas light all tangled up in his antlers) Reindeer Food Poem Make a wish and close your eyes tight. Then sprinkle on your lawn at night. As Santa’s reindeer fly and roam, this food will guide them home ! You’ve been naughty, … [Read more…]
funny Quotes about nosy Neighbors Don’t criticize your neighbor until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Good fences make good neighbors. A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps to sugar her bohea at night with your reputation. ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning A nation … [Read more…]
A mothers duty: Give your children roots, Then give them wings. ~~~ A Mothers Poem I will not have a temper tantrum nor stomp across the floor. I will not pout, scream or shout or kick against the door. I will not throw my food around nor pick upon another. I’ll always try to be … [Read more…]
Funny Phrases, Quotes and Sayings for the thanksgiving Holiday Count your blessings. Feast with the Pilgrims. Gather together….with thankful hearts. Give Thanks !! Give thanks with a grateful heart. Giving thanks for the simple things in life. Gobble ’till you wobble !! ~~~ Have a good fall…Ya’ll !! ~~~ May the bounty of the season … [Read more…]
……and on the eighth day God created Texas !! * Born in Texas….a long, long time ago…. * God bless America….’specially Texas !! * God blessed Texas with his own hands. ~~~ I wasn’t born in Texas…. but I got here as soon as I could. ~~~ * Life’s too short not to live it … [Read more…]
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. (Winston Churchill) ~~~ America the Beautiful ! ~~~ Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ~~~ Bless my America ! ~~~ God bless America….please hurry ! ~~ Home of the … [Read more…]
Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints ! ~~~ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. ~~~ I have been to church and love to go… Tis like a little heaven here belo… Not for my pleasure or my … [Read more…]