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Cat Proverbs
African * A cat may go to a monastery, but she still remains a cat. * When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. American * A cat’s a cat and that’s that. * As long … Continue reading
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Radiohead Quotes
RADIOHEAD: weRe too young to fall asleep too cynical to speak we are loosing it cant you tell Radioheads My Iron Lung I want to, I want to be someone else or Ill explode Floating upon the surface for the … Continue reading
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Chinese Proverbs
Funny Chinese Proverbs and Ancient Chinese Proverbs You will not find ivory in a dog’s mouth. You can plan a picnic, but you can’t control the weather. Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook. When eating bamboo shoots, remember … Continue reading
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Reindeer Quotes
Darn Lights !!! (this was seen on a sign with a reindeer with Christmas light all tangled up in his antlers) Reindeer Food Poem Make a wish and close your eyes tight. Then sprinkle on your lawn at night. As … Continue reading
Neighbors Quotes
funny Quotes about nosy Neighbors Don’t criticize your neighbor until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Good fences make good neighbors. A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps … Continue reading
Mother’s Day Quotes
A mothers duty: Give your children roots, Then give them wings. ~~~ A Mothers Poem I will not have a temper tantrum nor stomp across the floor. I will not pout, scream or shout or kick against the door. I … Continue reading
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Phrases, Quotes and Sayings for the thanksgiving Holiday Count your blessings. Feast with the Pilgrims. Gather together….with thankful hearts. Give Thanks !! Give thanks with a grateful heart. Giving thanks for the simple things in life. Gobble ’till you … Continue reading
Funny Texas Quotes
……and on the eighth day God created Texas !! * Born in Texas….a long, long time ago…. * God bless America….’specially Texas !! * God blessed Texas with his own hands. ~~~ I wasn’t born in Texas…. but I got … Continue reading
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Patriotic Quotes
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. (Winston Churchill) ~~~ America the Beautiful ! ~~~ Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. … Continue reading
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Church Quotes
Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints ! ~~~ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. ~~~ I have been to church and love … Continue reading
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