Church Quotes

Church is a hospital for sinners,

not a museum for saints !
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian

any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
I have been to church and love to go…

Tis like a little heaven here belo…

Not for my pleasure or my play…

Will I forget the Sabbath Day.

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

(I saw this saying on an old sampler. Note misspelling of word “below”)

Seniors can whine, recline or shine !!

(Seen on a sign in front of a church)


(This was seen on a sign in front of a church)

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.


Too hot for church?

What about hell?

(This sign was posted outside of a church during the summer months in Indiana)

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