Funny Divorce Quotes

Breaking up is like underwear.

You feel better after the creep is gone.

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Ex-wife For Sale…

Just take over payments !!

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I divorced my husband for religious reasons…

He thought he was God…I didn’t !

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Is alimony the high cost of leaving ?

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I’m an excellent housekeeper.

Every time I get a divorce,

I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

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Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

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My husband and I divorced for religious reasons…

He thought he was God,

I didn’t !

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My next husband will be normal

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25% or men kiss their wife good-bye

when they leave their house.

99% of men kiss their house good-bye

when they leave their wife !!
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