Golf Quotes

Golf Quotes and Sayings about Golfers includes funny as well as famous quotes about Golf

A bad day at the golf course…

still beats a good day at the office.
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A game of golf is a good walk ruined.

Anytime is TEE time !!
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Don’t drink and drive …you might slice a hook !

Eat…sleep….golf.

Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.

(Max Lucado)
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GOLF:  I’d quit the stupid game

if I wasn’t married.
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Golf is good for the soul.  You get so mad at yourself

you forget to hate your enemies.

(Will Rogers)
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

(William Wordsworth)
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Golf is a game that was invented

to punish those who retire early.
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Golf is an easy game….it’s just hard to play.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

(P.G. Wodehouse)

Golf suits me to a tee !!
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GOLFER:  One who yells “FORE”….takes six…

and writes down five !
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He who has the fastest cart…never has a bad lie.
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I brought an extra pair of pants today,

Thought I ‘d might get a HOLE in ONE !!
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I can drive 300 yards…

in my cart!
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I don’t know how I can play so well

and score so bad !!
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I hate golf, I hate golf, I hate golf…NICE SHOT !!  I love golf !
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I hit two good balls today !!

I stepped on a rake…!
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I only golf on days that end with Y….
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.

(Bob Hope)
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If it goes right, it’s a slice.

If it goes left, it’s a hook.

If it goes straight, it’s a miracle.
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If there is no golf in Heaven…I’m not going.

If the hat can’t be seen…I’m on the green !!

If the hat is missin’….I’m on the green !
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If you think it’s hard to meet new people…

pick up the wrong golf ball.
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I’m happy when I’m teed off !
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I’m not over the hill, I’m on the back nine.

In golf, as in life, it’s the follow-through that makes the difference.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

(Brent Musberger)
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Playing golf is not a matter of life and death.

It’s more important that that !!
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Practice puts…..brains in your muscles.

(Sam Snead)
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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.

Real golfers know how to count over five; it’s when they have a bad hole.
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Show me a man who is a good loser

and I’ll show you a man who is playing

golf with his boss !
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good.

Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

(Bruce Lansky)
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The Golfer’s Diet: stay on the greens.
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The uglier a man’s legs are,

the better he plays golf.

It’s almost a law.

(H. G. Wells)
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There are two things you can do with your head down–

play golf and pray.

(Lee Trevino)
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There is no such thing as a natural touch.

Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

(Lee Trevino)
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They call it golf because

all the other four letter words

are taken !!
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When I die…

bury me at the golf course

so my husband will visit !
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When I die, just bury my balls next to the old bag.
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When you loose, don’t loose the lesson.

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