Golf Quotes

Golf Quotes and Sayings about Golfers includes funny as well as famous quotes about Golf

A bad day at the golf course…

still beats a good day at the office.

A game of golf is a good walk ruined.

Anytime is TEE time !!

Don’t drink and drive …you might slice a hook !


Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.

(Max Lucado)
GOLF:  I’d quit the stupid game

if I wasn’t married.
Golf is good for the soul.  You get so mad at yourself

you forget to hate your enemies.

(Will Rogers)

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

(William Wordsworth)
Golf is a game that was invented

to punish those who retire early.

Golf is an easy game….it’s just hard to play.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

(P.G. Wodehouse)

Golf suits me to a tee !!
GOLFER:  One who yells “FORE”….takes six…

and writes down five !
He who has the fastest cart…never has a bad lie.
I brought an extra pair of pants today,

Thought I ‘d might get a HOLE in ONE !!
I can drive 300 yards…

in my cart!
I don’t know how I can play so well

and score so bad !!

I hate golf, I hate golf, I hate golf…NICE SHOT !!  I love golf !
I hit two good balls today !!

I stepped on a rake…!

I only golf on days that end with Y….

I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.

(Bob Hope)
If it goes right, it’s a slice.

If it goes left, it’s a hook.

If it goes straight, it’s a miracle.

If there is no golf in Heaven…I’m not going.

If the hat can’t be seen…I’m on the green !!

If the hat is missin’….I’m on the green !
If you think it’s hard to meet new people…

pick up the wrong golf ball.

I’m happy when I’m teed off !

I’m not over the hill, I’m on the back nine.

In golf, as in life, it’s the follow-through that makes the difference.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

(Brent Musberger)
Playing golf is not a matter of life and death.

It’s more important that that !!

Practice puts…..brains in your muscles.

(Sam Snead)
Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.

Real golfers know how to count over five; it’s when they have a bad hole.
Show me a man who is a good loser

and I’ll show you a man who is playing

golf with his boss !
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good.

Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

(Bruce Lansky)

The Golfer’s Diet: stay on the greens.
The uglier a man’s legs are,

the better he plays golf.

It’s almost a law.

(H. G. Wells)
There are two things you can do with your head down–

play golf and pray.

(Lee Trevino)
There is no such thing as a natural touch.

Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

(Lee Trevino)
They call it golf because

all the other four letter words

are taken !!
When I die…

bury me at the golf course

so my husband will visit !
When I die, just bury my balls next to the old bag.
When you loose, don’t loose the lesson.

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2 Responses to Golf Quotes

  1. Mark saviyy says:

    A south American putt one more revolutuon

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