Funny Hockey Quotes

Be kind to animals…hug a hockey player !

Eat, sleep, hockey… there anything else?

Give blood…play Hockey !!


If everyone understood what is really

important in life,

there would be a shortage of hockey sticks !


Here’s a buck, maybe you can buy a goal !!

(for goalies)

Hit em’ with your purse !

Hit someone, anyone, everyone !!

Hockey is Life !


It’s not how fast you skate,

it’s how well you stay on your feet!


When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
– Joe Sakic

It’s not whether you win or lose,

it’s how many goals you win by!


Know Hockey, Know Life…

No Hockey, No Life…

LIFE….the place where we spend time between games!


Passing the puck makes bad players good

and good players great !!


Skate Hard…Play Hard…Win Hard !!!

Support your local hospital…play hockey !!

The goalies best friend: the post

The hockey players biggest fan…the dentist !!

The puck stops here. (for goalie !)

Top shelf, where…..

We postpone this marriage for hockey season.

When you loose, don’t loose the lesson.

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