Funny Hunting Quotes

A hunter will do anything for a buck !


New !

Early to bed.

Early to rise.

Hunt all day.

Make up lies.


Future Hunter

(This would be cute for a sign for a “future hunter”)


Gone huntin’….be back at dark thirty !!!

Gone huntin’….Lookin’ for Old Tom

(this is a sign I have seen for those turkey hunters)

Gone Huntin’….in pursuit of the Elusive White Tail !!

I’d rather be Deer Hunting !!


One old hunter and

The Dear of his life live here.


Tag ’em and Bag ’em !!

(or the other way around–Bag ’em and Tag e’em)


We interrupt this marriage for hunting season .


When I die, bury me in the woods …

So my husband will hunt for me.

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15 Responses to Funny Hunting Quotes

  1. matt clendaniel says:

    in rut! dont ask, its a man thang

  2. robbie says:



  3. Fern says:

    if. Its brown it’s down if it flys it dies

  4. Shaun says:

    I love animals I eat their meat and wear their fur.

  5. t.c says:

    dirt nap

    meat dont fry if the lead dont fly

  6. Squanto says:

    Checking slick nannies pulses with bemons right before layin down for a dirt nap

  7. Darren says:

    There is a place for all of God’s creatures. RIGHT NEXT TO TH TATERS AND GRAVY!!!!

  8. Anthony Brett Picou says:

    In sports both teams know they are playing, so what is hunting?

  9. myles says:

    its rut every night for me the only difference is I don’t get shot!

  10. max says:

    God has a special place for all animals….Right next to the mash potatos an grave!!!!

  11. Jon says:

    ” outta rut time to strut”

  12. Logan says:

    More beer!
    More deer!

  13. Blake says:

    Whack em and stack em

  14. emma says:

    the meat don’t fry if the lead don’t fly!

    if it hops it drops.

    put up a fight, get em’ in sight

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