Funny Police Quotes Sayings

Funny Sayings and quotes about Policemen and Police

All men are created equal…

then a few become policemen.


Bustin’ ours…savin’ yours.


If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired


For the Policeman

does not frighten people
who are doing right;
but those doing evil will always fear him.
So if you don’t want to be afraid,
keep the laws and you will get along well.
The Policeman is sent by God to help you.
But if you are doing something wrong,
of course you should be afraid,
for he will have you punished.
He is sent by God for that very purpose.


I fight what you fear.


The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.


If you think it’s tough being a Policeman …. try being a Policeman’s wife !!


Policemen: Where your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.


The police officer is the symbolic

wall of blue that stands

as a human barrier to

protect the lawful from the lawless.


What you call a hero… I call just doing my job !!


The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?


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4 Responses to Funny Police Quotes Sayings

  1. jane aquino says:

    even super heroes has the right to bleed,.,.so how much more where an ordinary people.,.,

  2. Mike Foshee says:

    “Officer, I don’t know how that Cocaine got into my radar detector!”

  3. Nemesianne De Peralta says:

    Police Officers are supposed to Enforce the law of Wearing Seat Belts while out there Driving. Well why did i have one pull up next to me holding on to his Seat Belt Strap with the metal buckle hanging out the side of his door? EPIC FAIL Officer Hermy!

  4. richie says:

    when police men err,, civilians considers there are the most evil persons in the whole world,, because they consider them supermen and perfect persons but the truth is there just the same as everyone else, there only human,, the sad thing is that there errors are known and there good deeds are not, when bad person dies its human rights violation when policemen dies its alright.

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