Funny Prayers

ASAP = Always Say A Prayer

As long as there are tests…
there will always be prayer in public schools.

Dear Lord

When at night…
I cannot sleep…
I count my Angels…
Instead of sheep…
And when I get to thirty-three…
I’m dreaming blissfully of Thee…

Have a blessed day with all things under your feet.

I need Thee ev’ry hour,
In joy or pain;
Come quickly and abide,
Or life is vain.

Life is fragile…handle with prayer.

One week without prayer makes one weak.

Praying is hard; living without it is harder.

Prayer is kind of like calling home every day.

Prayer for Test

Now I lay me down to study,

I pray the Lord I won’t go nutty.

If I should fail to learn this junk,

I pray the Lord I will not funk.

But if I do, don’t pity me at all,

Just lay my bones down in the study hall.

Tell my teacher I did my best,

Then pile my books upon my chest.

And when I Lay me down to rest,

I pray I’ll pass tomorrow’s test.

If I should die before I wake,

That’s one less test I’ll have to take.

When in doubt…Look Up !!
When in doubt…Pray !!

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