……and on the eighth day God created Texas !!
Born in Texas….a long, long time ago….
God bless America….’specially Texas !!
God blessed Texas with his own hands.
I wasn’t born in Texas….
but I got here as soon as I could.
Life’s too short not to live it as a Texan !!!
My heart “bees” in Texas …
(I saw this on a t-shirt with bees on it…)
Never ask a man where he’s from.
If he’s from Texas….he’ll tell you.
If not….don’t embarrass him !!
Take the wand
tap it to your cowboy hat one time…
Dance the two-step around the room twice…
And then….tap your cowboy boot heels together
“There’s no place like Texas…There’s no place like Texas…
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE TEXAS !!!
(This little ditty was a brainstorm of mine when I had an arts
and crafts shop in a small town in Texas—Deanie)
Texan by birth…Aggie by the Grace of God !!!
TEXAN SPOKEN HERE !!
(this was on a sign that depicted a rattlesnake)
Texan to the Bones
(I saw this on a sign with the Texas flag and a set of longhorns)
Texas Ain’t no place for Amateurs…!!
Texas is Aggie Country !!
Texas is as close as I have been to Heaven !!!
The real name of Texas is…
BAJA OKLAHOMA !!
We is gone to Texas…
the best thing to come out of oklahoma is…35 south!
dont mess with texas..cuz texas will mess you up!
As my Grandaddy Mark used to say:
It’s raining so hard it sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
People in Hell want ice water too.
God rest his soul,
People who love themselves
don’t hurt other people
The more people hate themselves
the more people want others to suffer
You resent me because every day I prove your no better than me
Smile….Sunshine is good for your teeth
If you’re dating a Texas girl raise your glass,
If you’re not… Raise your standards!
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon
Like my grandfather always said: “Welp I’m gonna go upstairs and screw your grandmother”.
Texas should be its own county and i would be its first president.
Overheard in rural East Texas: “They stared at him like a cow stares at a new gate.”
Like I’ve commented on Facebook to potential California immigrants: If you take I-10 East, when you get to El Paso it’s a bit over 800 miles to Louisiana. Keep driving.
“I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas, than the king of Tennessee.”
Chris Wall Texas Singer-Songwriter-Austin.
Yup i’m a Texan!!!
He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole