Hairdresser Quotes

A good man might be hard to find,

but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.


Beauty is only skin deep.

Hairstylists are a cut above !

Hairstylist are a shear delight !!

Hair today….gone tomorrow !!

Hairdressers do it with style.

Hairstylists are a “shear” pleasure !


How can I control my life

when I can’t control my hair ?


How old you are is your business…

How young you look is our business…!!


If your hair is unbecoming to see….

then maybe you should be coming to me!”


I’m a beautician….I can tell you stories that will curl your hair !

I’m a beautician…not a magician..!!!

This is a comb….not a magic wand !!

We curl up and dye for you !!

We tease to please!

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25 Responses to Hairdresser Quotes

  1. Chris says:

    “We cut your hair when it stand tall” -chrisland hair salon

  2. Amber says:

    We are dyeing to do your hair!!! -Hair Designs by Amanda

  3. Lisabeth Lockhart says:

    3-1-11 March on in ,let’s Spring your Hair, back to Life,

  4. Lisabeth Lockhart says:

    taking what is not and making it hot,

  5. Katherine says:

    All that and a bag of clips!

  6. Marisa says:

    Tease it to Jesus!!!

  7. A Cromer says:

    The higher the hair, the closer to heaven! (:–GNTC cosmetology class

  8. Nicole says:

    If you cant acheive it girl weave it!

  9. laura says:

    Dare to be Bare……. (waxing)

  10. jenny says:

    client says “can you cut all the gray out” we say “i haven’t got all day”

  11. jenny says:

    helpful hints once got the gown caught on a blokes chin and said “lift ya chin up…. now ya other one”

  12. Natasha Elkins says:

    KiCK BRaSS!

  13. Ruby says:

    A client came to our Salon,”Do you do haircut?” I said in sarcastic way no we do oil change!

  14. Antonio says:

    Other stylists die your hair, I gently dye your hair.

  15. Melonie says:

    Chemically dependent

  16. julie says:

    Off The Head…
    On The Floor……
    Out The Door………..

  17. Jim Rice says:

    If your hair isn’t becoming to you, you should be coming to me.

  18. neya chance says:

    Can’t grow it sew it!!!
    Can’t do it glue it!!!
    Can’t achieve it weave!!!!!

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