Neighbors Quotes

funny Quotes about nosy Neighbors

Don’t criticize your neighbor until you have walked a mile in his shoes.

Good fences make good neighbors.

A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps to sugar her bohea at night with your reputation. ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A nation is a society united by a delusion about it’s ancestry and by common hatred of it’s neighbours. ~ Dean William R. Inge

Borrow trouble for yourself, if that’s your nature, but don’t lend it to your neighbours. Rudyard Kipling

Don’t throw stones at your neighbours, if your own windows are glass. Benjamin Franklin

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn? Jane Austen

I’d worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood. ~ Billy Wilder

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves. ~ George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor. ~ Eric Hoffer

Love thy neighbour – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn’t take it out of my garden. ~ Eric Morecambe

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can’t fool the neighbours. ~ Edgar Watson Howe

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G K Chesterton

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. ~ Cyril Connolly

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. G K Chesterton

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one. ~ Dave Barry

Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

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1 Response to Neighbors Quotes

  1. Nicolette says:

    Some days youre the dog…some days youre the hydrant

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