Funny Quotes about menstruation and PMS
I don’t have PMS — I’m just naturally bitchy !
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I have PMS and a gun…now what were you saying?
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I have PMS and I’m all out of chocolate !
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I suffer from PMS…
My wife gets it……..I suffer!!
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If I am PMSing — give me chocolate — and I will be fine !
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It’s not PMS that’s bothering me…
it’s YOU !!
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Next mood swing….6 minutes !
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PMS allows women once a month to act like men do everyday !
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PMS — Pass My Shotgun !
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PMS — Pack My Stuff !
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PMS — Pack My Suitcase !
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PMS–Pardon My Screaming !!
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PMS — Pardon My Sobbing !!
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PMS = Punish My Spouse !!
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PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
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PMS — People Make me Sick
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PMS — Permanent Male Stupidity !
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PMS — Permanent Menstrual Syndrome !
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PMS — Perpetual Munching Spree !
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PMS — Plainly Men Suck !
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PMS — Potential Murder Suspect !
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PMS — Psychotic Mood Shift !
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PMS – Pretty Mean Stamper !
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PMS–Pretty Mean Spirited !!
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PMS — Problems Men Start
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PMS — Provide Me with Sweets !
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PMS — Puffy Mid-Section
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PMS — Punish My Spouse
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PMS–Putting up with Men’s **** !!
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PMS–Putting up with Men’s Stupidity !!
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The difference between
a woman with PMS
and a pitbull is……
LIPSTICK !!
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When I have PMS…
I don’t have my period….
I have an explanation POINT !!
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When the world
is all but homicidal,
all I need’s
is a little Midol.
If da chocolate’s missin’……I’m PMS’n….
P.M.S- Please Make it Stop
PMS = PERFECT MAN SYNDROME 😀
PMS — Pissin’ Ma Sanguine fluid.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
For my fellow pms’ers…..
Life would be so drama-free, if men understood PMS.