Darn Lights !!!
(this was seen on a sign with a reindeer with Christmas light all tangled up in his antlers)
Reindeer Food Poem
Make a wish and close your eyes tight.
Then sprinkle on your lawn at night.
As Santa’s reindeer fly and roam,
this food will guide them home !
You’ve been naughty, so here’s the scoop…All you get is reindeer poop.
Reindeer Lane … roof-top parking
Reindeer Feed 5 cents per lb.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.”
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!
“Basically life is about relationship with other people.”