Joy Luck Club Lindo (age 15, before seeing her husband for the first time) I have prayed to the gods many days for you, so that you were not too ugly or too old. (She sees her husband and realizes he is a boy.) I must have prayed too hard. Lena: (to husband) Why do … [Read more…]

Independence Day (1997) David Levinson: They’re using our own satellites against us. Capt. Steve Hiller: I don’t think they traveled 90 million lightyears just to start a fight. Steve: Was that an earthquake? Jazmine: Not even a four-pointer. Go back to sleep. Steve: What are you doing here? Dylan: I’m shooting aliens. President Tom Whitmore: … [Read more…]

The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996) Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime? Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or … [Read more…]

Conspiracy Theory (1997) Jerry: Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don’t even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you’re in love, you’ll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won’t care, screaming “Geronimo” the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just… whoa, she … [Read more…]

Margaret: The course of true love… Macaulay: …gathers no moss. Dexter: Be whatever you want — you’re my redhead. Tracey: Oh, Mike, put me in your pocket! Macaulay: This is the Bridal Suite. Send us up some caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer. Margaret: Who is this? Macaulay: This is the Voice of Doom … [Read more…]

The Cutting Edge Kate: What were you raised in, a barn? Doug: Honey, where I’m from we stand for the national anthem. Anton: Pairs means two! You, you have no partner. You are skating nowhere. And you , where are you going? Back to Siberia? Skating on small pond is big fun, eh? And let … [Read more…]

John Keating: We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we … [Read more…]

Rafael Acosta You’re better suited for making love than for making war. ~~~~~ Rafael Acosta Finally, if you think about it, the only solution to starvation and poverty is in the hands of the army. You’ll realize it in Miranda, when you have to open your pretty thighs to an infantry battalion. ~~~~~ Bishop Dufour … [Read more…]