Grown Ups movie Quotes

Funny Quotes from Grown Ups Movie

Lenny: Uh, wasted, kids, is.. Something.. That.. Happens.. When you have a hankering for ice cream.
Andre: Oh, I want to get wasted.
Charlotte: I want to get totally wasted.
Donna: I want to get wasted every single day of my life.
Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted.
Roxanne: No you don’t need to get wasted, it’s ok.

Marcus: Hey, what’s up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny: What does that mean?
Marcus : .. you’re fat.

Lenny: What do you want to do today? Anything?!
Roxanne: What was your favorite thing to do when you were twelve?
Lenny: Ooh, no, I can’t do that.

Are you making a sissy?

You know they have a chemical in the pool that turns urine blue.

Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.
Deanne : Yeah and if I did, you’d be the one who’s pregnant right now.

Sally breastfeeding Bean
Roxanne : Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric : 48 months.
Kurt : That’s 4.
Eric: yeah.