Vampires Suck Quotes

“Don’t worry Becca. We are just a normal family. Except that we have no souls and prey on human flesh and have a never ending thirst for blood.

Once you go bat you never go back

I can’t take this crap anymore!”

Your skin is pale white, you dress fashionably,and you abstain from sex, i know what you are

Bella : jacob Why did you take off your shirt
Jacob : My contract Says, I have to every 10 minutes of screen time

Did someone here order Chinese food

Population 3120
Holy carp, make that 3119

Bella : I think you are trying to buy my affection with that piece of sh!t

No! Jacob’s the best

10 Comments

  1. nathan yats

    Its always the same thing, who are you, what do you want, are you a natural redhead? victoria nods. fisherman: thats hot

  2. tanisha

    Laurent- You know who we are don’t you?
    Fisherman Scully- Yes… your the black eyed peas 😀
    James- Why does everybody think we are the black eyed peas?? I mean I get it he( moves arm towards Laurent).. he looks just like will. I. am… and she ( moves arm to Victoria ) she looks just like Fergie but they don’t even have a white guy in their band!!

  3. Vampire Sucks lover

    ** kissing** Edward-” That was amazing I never gone to first base before”. Becca
    : “No let’s go all the way” Edward : uh puberty ring. ” Yeah” ” Oh” I’m going to kill u I don’t mind what” Edward: “Oh god” Becca no” ** Edward hits Becca with a lamp** Becca: oh yeah I like it rough”. ** Becca pulls off her night gown and reveals a sexy outfit**. Edward looks at it then he wants to have it with her but then he realizes what he is** Edward: H
    You stay away from me. ** Brcca comes toward him**. No please please don’t come any closer.” “This is for your safety”. ” I’m trying to protect u”

  4. Gabriel

    Edward: Just promise me you won’t do anything wreckless!
    Becca: I promise I won’t date Chris Brown
    Edward:*(Driving away with his electric scooter)

  5. HottChick

    Btw it’s not laurent in this movie it’s antoine and it’s not a puberty ring it’s a purity ring.

  6. Sin

    Becca (Mind)- “About 3 things I was certain about Edward…
    First… Edward was a vampire..
    Second , American Idol was gonna blow without Simon..
    and Third , the next time I see Edward , I’m gonna h*mp the sh*t out of him…”

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