“Don’t worry Becca. We are just a normal family. Except that we have no souls and prey on human flesh and have a never ending thirst for blood.
Once you go bat you never go back
I can’t take this crap anymore!”
Your skin is pale white, you dress fashionably,and you abstain from sex, i know what you are
Bella : jacob Why did you take off your shirt
Jacob : My contract Says, I have to every 10 minutes of screen time
Did someone here order Chinese food
Population 3120
Holy carp, make that 3119
Bella : I think you are trying to buy my affection with that piece of sh!t
No! Jacob’s the best
TEAM JACOB B!T C H!!
saddly, the only thing that does keep aging, is your ass, it gets really wrinkly over time 🙁
Ohh a penny! *bends over to pick up penny :O
Its always the same thing, who are you, what do you want, are you a natural redhead? victoria nods. fisherman: thats hot
Do you know who we are?
THE BLACK EYED PEAS D:
Laurent- You know who we are don’t you?
Fisherman Scully- Yes… your the black eyed peas 😀
James- Why does everybody think we are the black eyed peas?? I mean I get it he( moves arm towards Laurent).. he looks just like will. I. am… and she ( moves arm to Victoria ) she looks just like Fergie but they don’t even have a white guy in their band!!
** kissing** Edward-” That was amazing I never gone to first base before”. Becca
: “No let’s go all the way” Edward : uh puberty ring. ” Yeah” ” Oh” I’m going to kill u I don’t mind what” Edward: “Oh god” Becca no” ** Edward hits Becca with a lamp** Becca: oh yeah I like it rough”. ** Becca pulls off her night gown and reveals a sexy outfit**. Edward looks at it then he wants to have it with her but then he realizes what he is** Edward: H
You stay away from me. ** Brcca comes toward him**. No please please don’t come any closer.” “This is for your safety”. ” I’m trying to protect u”
Edward: Just promise me you won’t do anything wreckless!
Becca: I promise I won’t date Chris Brown
Edward:*(Driving away with his electric scooter)
Btw it’s not laurent in this movie it’s antoine and it’s not a puberty ring it’s a purity ring.
Becca (Mind)- “About 3 things I was certain about Edward…
First… Edward was a vampire..
Second , American Idol was gonna blow without Simon..
and Third , the next time I see Edward , I’m gonna h*mp the sh*t out of him…”