Chewlies Gum Rep: Please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please, sell me something that will stink up my breath and my clothes and fry my lungs. Dante Hicks: My girlfriend’s sc ked 37 d! cks! Customer: In a row? Dante: Try not to suck any [private part] on the way to the parking lot! Dante: … [Read more…]
Chasing Amy Movie Quotes Banky (Jason Lee): Archie, all right. Archie and the Riverdale gang were a pure and fun lovin’ bunch. You can’t find dysfunction in those comics, they were just flat out wholesome. Hooper: Archie and Jughead were lovers. Banky: Shut the f up! Hooper: It’s true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead … [Read more…]
Sam “Ace” Rothstein (Robert DeNiro): When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had. Sam “Ace” Rothstein: For guys like me, Las Vegas washes … [Read more…]
Danni (Juliette Lewis): My reminiscense: I always thought that for such a lovely river the name was mystifying, Cape Fear. When the only thing to fear on those enchanted summer nights was that the magic would end and real life would come crashing in. [Max Cady bares his heavily tattooed body] Lieutenant Elgart: I don’t … [Read more…]
Cindy’s Poem:…someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms, in a sea of deep blue, together at last, together us two. Patty (Darcy DeMoss): He went from totally geek – to totally sheek! Ronny Miller’s friends: It’s the African Ant-Eater Ritual!!!! Ronald (Patrick Dempsey): What’s his name, Biff? Cindy (Amanda Peterson): … [Read more…]
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Carl Spackler (Bill Murray): Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that. We … [Read more…]
Vinny (Joe Pesci): What’s a matter with you? Lisa (Marissa Tomei): I don’t know… Vinny: You’re actin’ like you’re nervous or somethin’. Lisa: Well, yeah, I am. Vinny: What are ya nervous about, I’m the one that’s under the gun here… trial starts tomorrow. Lisa: You wanna know what I’m nervous about? I’ll tell ya … [Read more…]
Charlotte (Winona Ryder): Mrs. Flax doesn’t believe in ritual tradition. Mrs. Flax (Cher): How do I look? Charlotte: Like a woman about to go forth in sin. Mrs. Flax: Oh good, exactly the look I was hoping for. Mrs. Flax: Life is change, Charlotte. Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place … [Read more…]
Brodie (Jason Lee): One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his rear. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with … [Read more…]
[Charles comes running after Carrie] Charles (Hugh Grant): Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and…, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I’ve only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I … [Read more…]