Stand by Me Movie Quotes Vern Tessio: One food for the rest of my life? That’s easy. Cherry pez. Cherry-flavored pez. There’s no doubt about it. Teddy (Corey Feldman): Oh this is great! What are we supposed to do, eat our feet?submitted by Becky Gordy (Will Wheaton): Right, lets collect our money and see how … [Read more…]
Tony (Anthony LaPaglia): So tell me again, why did you break up with Sherry? Charlie (Mike Meyers): Tony, I told you already, all right? She’s a thief. Tony: You don’t honestly believe that? Charlie: Tony she’s a klepto! All right? Listen, to this day, I still don’t know where my cat is. Tony: Charlie, every … [Read more…]
Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude. Samantha: No problem. Geek: I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud. Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y’know, any halfway decent girl can … [Read more…]
Shawshank Redemption, The Red (Morgan Freeman): The first night’s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell…and those bars slam home…that’s when you know it’s … [Read more…]
John Doe (Kevin Spacey): We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it’s common, it’s trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I’m setting the example. And what I’ve done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and … [Read more…]
Casey (Drew Barrymore): Why do you want to know my name? Killer: Because I want to know who I’m looking at. submitted by Marie Sidney (Neve Campbell): How do you gut someone? Stu (Matthew Lillard): You take a knife and slit ’em from groin to sternum. Billy (Skeet Ulrich): Hey, its called tact you fu … [Read more…]
McGivern: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows. McGivern: If I don’t get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living. Dillon (Matt Damon): Then be careful you don’t cut your hand. … [Read more…]
Elvira (Michelle Pfeiffer): Don’t get high on your own supply. Tony Montana (Al Pacino): I want what’s coming to me. Manny: What’s coming to you, Tony? Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it. Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the … [Read more…]
Lloyd Dobler (John Cusak): I’m looking for a dare to be great situation. Lloyd: I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, … [Read more…]
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey): Warning! A$$ holes are closer than they appear! Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa! Ace: Yes, Satan? Ace: If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer! Ace: I just can’t do it Captain, I don’t have the power!! submitted by Rebecca Aguado: Homicide, Ventura, now how ya gonna solve that one? Ace: … [Read more…]