The Usual Suspects Quotes

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people. Verbal Kint: And I’m not just talkin’ fat, I’m talkin’ ORCA fat.

Very Brady Sequel Quotes

Marcia: Clark Tyson even wrote me a message with French in it: “Menage A Trois.” I bet that means “You’re the most.” Marcia: Get with the times Greg, there’s a new thing called Women’s Lib, it means women get everything they want. Marcia: All right, I’ll go first because I’m the prettiest. Roy Martin: Oh … [Read more…]

Kicking and Screaming Quotes

Grover: Well, I’m hammered. I mean I’m hiding it very well, I’m aware of that. But I’m pretty soused, can you tell? Jane: No. Grover: C’mon. Jane: Well yeah, I mean, when you were at the bar you were saying diaphragm instead of diploma. Other than that no. What about me? Grover: No. I had … [Read more…]

Irreconcilable Differences Quotes

Casey Brodsky (Drew Barrymore): I’m just a kid, and I don’t know what I’m doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you’re all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should … [Read more…]

Interview with the Vampire Quotes

Claudia (Kirsten Dunst): Tell me how it came to be, that I am this…thing. Louis (Brad Pitt): Most of all I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side, to the pimp that followed. … [Read more…]

The Ice Strom Quotes

Paul: In issue number 141 of The Fantastic Four, published in November 1973, Reed Richards has to use his anti-matter on his own son who Annilus has turned into a human atom bomb. It was a typical predicament for the Fantastic Four, because they weren’t like other superheros. They were more like a family and … [Read more…]

Jackie Brown Movie Quotes

Ordell Robbie (Samuel L. Jackson): AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every idiot in the room. Accept no substitutes. [talking about riding in the trunk of a car] Ordell: You ain’t gonna be in here more than 10 minutes. Beaumont: Man, I ain’t ridin’ in no goddamn trunk … [Read more…]

The Opposite of Sex Quotes

Dedee Truitt (Christian Ricci): My name is Dedee Truitt. I’m 16 and this is Crabcare, Louisiana which is French, I think, for like “f* ed hard”. Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter’s best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, “Great, not only do I have a … [Read more…]

One Fine Day Quotes

Jack: What would you do if I kissed you right now? Melanie: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90s. Jack: What Peter Pan complex? Melanie: The one you’re so proud of. Jack: Do you have any friends? Melanie: I don’t have time for friends. Jack: That’s because of your Captain Hook complex. Melanie: There’s no … [Read more…]

Object of My Affection Quotes

George Hanson (Paul Rudd): I’m a simple guy, that’s why I teach first grade. Nina (Jennifer Aniston): I like boys a lot, but I am not about to waste my time with some guy who doesn’t see things the way that I do… I mean do you really need this guy? Nina: He’s not home … [Read more…]