Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Han Solo: Who’s scruffy-looking? Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: Luke, don’t give into hate. That leads to the dark side. [Luke can’t levitate his X-Wing out of the bog.] Luke Skywalker: I can’t. It’s too big. Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do … [Read more…]
Lucas (Rory Cochrane): In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through. submitted by JDWhiskers Joe (Anthony LaPaglia): What makes you think like that? Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. submitted by Michele A.J. (Johnny Whitworth): Do you think it is possible for someone to be in … [Read more…]
Hollywood: I don’t need poetry to get women. Sheila Downes: No, you need a personality to get women. Savon Garrison: Try a breath mint and a visa. Nina Mosley: You always want what you want when you want it. Why is everything so urgent with you? Darius Lovehall: Let me tell you somethin’. This here, … [Read more…]
Humbert: I missed you. I missed you a lot. Lolita: Well I haven’t missed you. In fact, I’ve been revoltingly unfaithful to you. But it doesn’t matter, because you don’t care about me anymore anyway. Humbert: What makes you think I don’t care about you? Lolita: Well you haven’t kissed me yet, have you? Humbert … [Read more…]
Beth: I’m not afraid. I can be brave, like you. But I know I’ll be homesick for you. Even in Heaven. Jo: I go around turning down perfectly good marriage proposals! Jo: Will we never all be together again? Amy: I’ve never been kissed. I’ve waited my whole life to be kissed, and what if … [Read more…]
Celine (Cameron Diaz): “Kidnap For Beginners,” Chapter One. Have you even asked for a ransom yet? Tod: Do you think that I would talk to a dog? Do you think that I would ask a dog whether or not you are good or evil? What do you think I am some kind of crazy backwoods … [Read more…]
Harris K. Telemacher: Shakespeare once said: Life is pretty stupid, with lot’s of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much…I’m paraphrasing of course. Sara McDowel: Let your mind go and your body will follow. Harris: Why is it that you don’t always recognize the moment when love begins but you always … [Read more…]
Mark Hunter (Christian Slater): They think you’re moody, make ’em think you’re crazy. Make ’em think you’re about to snap. They say you got attitude, you show ’em some real attitude! Mark: I don’t mind being dejected and rejected, but I’m not gonna be ashamed about it. At least pain is real. You look around … [Read more…]
Vincent (John Travolta): You know what they call uh quarter-pounder with cheese in Paris? Jules (Samuel L Jackson): They don’t call it a quarter-pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what a quarter pounder is. Jules: What do they call it? Vincent: They call it a Royale with … [Read more…]
Michele (Lisa Kudrow): You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it. Michele: Did you lose weight? Romy (Mira Sorvino): Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I’ve had to eat for the past six days gummi bears, … [Read more…]