If you want to meet an average nice guy, purposely leave your iPhone on airport security Go shit in your hand. Who brought the good news bear, somebody should give her some ******* honey Just admit that you ejaculated on your pants and everything will be okay Having your friend shave your balls is not … [Read more…]
Let’s face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go. And this… well, this is where I live. It’s got a disco, it’s got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes. recess don’t last forever. Authority should derive from the consent of the … [Read more…]
I like your style. A little Bowie, a little Bardot, and a look on your face that says I could kick the shit out of a truck driver. Greed is an ugly thing. Power is an ugly thing. Jealousy is a very ugly thing. Wake up, we’re almost there. Hey, if you’re holding any drugs, … [Read more…]
“I’ll do lines off her forehead while I’m in her up to my nuts if that’s what you want” Sometimes I think I may have been Frank Sinatra in a past life…. even though I was born before he died You can’t outrun me! I’m black! What you did was very spiteful, but it was … [Read more…]
We wage war, we burn sacrifices we pillage and plunder and treat at the flesh of our brothers and why? Because God gave us violence to wage in his honor. Which would be worse, to live as a monster or to die as a good man? If the constraints of society were lifted and I … [Read more…]