# “AliCE:” Fitz you HAVE to take that test. I’m very hurt that that’s why you invited me over today. “EMMETT:” Oh come on, don’t do that Alice. I’m sorry. I’m not myself today. I saw my neurologist this morning. “AliCE:” You’re not going to give me some bullshit that you’re dieing are you? “EMMETT:” … [Read more…]
# “BARF:” I’m a mawg: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend! # “BARF:” Look, your heinous it’s not that we’re afraid, far from it, it’s just that we got this thing about death, it’s not us. # “BARF:” Oooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. (after trying to get up without unbuckling his … [Read more…]
# “ROMAN:” I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining … [Read more…]
# “VENKMAN:” We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! speaker (35 K .wav) # “VENKMAN:” I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. # “VENKMAN:” Back off man. I’m a scientist. speaker (28 K .wav) # “VENKMAN:” All right, this chick is toast! speaker … [Read more…]
* “FLETCH:” Well, there we’re in a gray area “FRANK:”: How gray? “FLETCH:” Charcoal? * “DR. DOLAN:” Babar…isn’t that a children’s book? “FLETCH:” I don’t know. I don’t have any. “DR. DOLAN:” No children? “FLETCH:” No elephant books. * “FLETCH:” Aren’t you gonna’ read me my rights? “COP:” You have the right to remain silent. … [Read more…]
# ” “””JAKE:” Ya’ see, me and the Lord have an understanding. ” # “”JAKE:” I’ll have four fried chickens, and a Coke. ” # “”ELWOOD:” Illinois Nazis. “JAKE:” I hate Illinois Nazis. speaker ” # “(A heavenly light shines down on Jake during Rev. Cleophus’ service) “JAKE:” The band…the band.. “REV. CLEOPHUS:” DO YOU … [Read more…]
Blazing Saddles # “BART:” Sir. Sir. He specifically requested two niggers. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. # “BART:” Hey Charlie? … Let me ask you something. … What is it that’s not exactly water … And it ain’t exactly earth? “BART & CHARLIE:” QUICKSAAAAAAND! “TAGGART:” Oh shit, quicksand. God dang, … [Read more…]
* “RITA:” I think it’s a NICE story. He comes out. He looks around. He wrinkles up his little nose. He sees his shadow, he doesn’t see his shadow. It’s nice. People like it. “PHIL:” You ARE new, aren’t you? You know, people like blood sausage too. People are morons. * “RITA:” Would you like … [Read more…]
Joe Gideon (Roy Scheider) To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting. Joe Gideon It’s showtime, folks. Angelique (Jessica Lange) Do you believe in love? Joe Gideon I believe in saying “I love you.” Joe Gideon Katy, I try to give you everything I can give. Kate Jagger (Ann Reinking) Oh, you … [Read more…]
Kathleen Conklin and Edie are discussing the concept of war criminals. Kathleen Conklin (Lili Taylor) It was the whole country. They were all guilty. How can you single out one man? Jean (Edie Falco) Well, you can’t jail a whole country, you know. They needed a scapegoat. He was the unlucky one who got caught. … [Read more…]