Despicable Me Movie Quotes
Miniature elephants are adorable even to highly trained Chinese security guards.
Curse you, tiny toilet!
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs… they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they’re dead.
Egyptians near the Pyramids of Giza need to watch their backs. They could get run over by a tour bus
Gru:(To the girls)You will not cry,or Sneeze or Barf or Fart! No annoying stuff
Agnes:Do this count as annoying *Puckles her cheeks*
Insulting Miss Hattie in Spanish is never a good idea
We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century… we are going to steal the MOON! ..Gru
Books about kittens are garbage
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It’s just that your face is so… Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
When told to fire, bounce up and down and laugh hysterically while constantly pressing the firing button.