Funny Quotes from the Other Guys
I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me FLY!
Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
“I don’t like you… If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out into the ocean and EAT YOU!”
—“A lion, really? Lions don’t like to swim! If you put it near a river, or some kind of fresh water source, that make sense. But the ocean? Swimming in 20 foot waves — I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa — to attack a 800-pound tuna with 20 or so of my friends with me? You’ll lose that battle, my friend. You’ll lose that battle 9 out of 10 times
Makes me feel like I’m going shopping for a training bra.
You have the right to remain silent… but I want to hear you scream!
Gator’s b!tches best be wearin jimmy’s!
Sweetie it’s a work station. You come in here, dressed like a hobo. It’s distracting.
Dont go chaising waterfalls.
Looks like someone has been playing Grand Theft Auto.
I’m going to break your hip.
From bodily fluids and hair samples, we’ve determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
we should call ourselves the febreze brothers, because i smell a fresh start
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine
“We’re the febreze brothers, cause we’re just so fresh right now!”
“Danson and highsmith – free hotdogs…for life” – crowd *Cheers*-“No drinks,no drinks” -Crowd *Booooo*- ” i cant do it, i can’t do it”
ay ay ay you shut your face. If i want to hear you talk ill shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like puppet
“You shot a bi-racial angel.”
“I’m Derek Jeter. You shot me.”
“You should of shot A-Rod!”
“Pimps don’t cry.”
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used………as a flotation device.”
“You shot a bi-racial angel!”
“I’m Derek Jeter. You shot me.”
“You should of shot A-Rod.”
“We should call ourselves the febreze brothers, cause it feels so fresh right now”
“I’m gonna do you grandpa style.”
Robbie Johnson is GAYSA
Bob: “My wife is making her famous deviled eggs. My waist line is FURIOUS.”
“Terry you don’t have to be nice she looks kinda shitty”
“Aim For The Bushes”
This chicken ribs tastes like a dog`s asshole
” You might think because of the beard that I’m really hairy, but im not… shaved”