Maverick (Tom Cruise): I feel the need, the need for speed!
Goose’s wife (Meg Ryan): Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Maverick: She’s lost that loving feeling.
Goose (Anthony Edwards): No, no she hasn’t.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.
Maverick: Just want to serve my country and be the best fighter pilot in the Navy, sir.
Slider: Hey Goose, who’s butt did you kiss to get in here?
Goose: The list is long and distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so’s my johnson. submitted by Sarah
Iceman: Yeah, I was sorry to hear about Cougar, he was a good man.
Maverick: Still is.
Iceman: Yeah, that’s what I meant. submitted by Sarah
Iceman: You can be my wingman anytime.
Maverick: No, you can be mine. submitted by Sarah