Yogi berra Quotes

Reporter: Were you apprehensive in the twelfth inning?
Yogi: No, but I was scared.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Reporter: Yogi, have you made up your mind yet?
Yogi: Not that I know of.

It’s deja vu all over again.

We have deep depth.

Upon hearing that his wife had seen the movie Dr. Zhivago: What’s the matter with you now?

If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s going to stop them.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Friend: Have you heard of Ernest Hemingway?
Yogi: I don’t think so. What paper does he write for?

Reporter: I understand you had an audience with the pope?
Yogi: No, but I saw him.

After attending a performance of Tosca:It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

If there’s a 50 percent chance we’l have a repeat American League pennant winner, you gotta remember there’s also a 75 percent chance we won’t.

Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

We’re not exactly hitting the ball off the cover.

When given a cheque that said “Pay to Bearer”: This ain’t the way to spell my name.

You couldn’t keep a conversation going. Everyone was talking too much.

To a group of three of his players: You guys make a fine pair.

You wouldn’t have won if we had beaten you.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Best advice to hitters: Swing at the strikes.

You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I really didn’t say everything I said.

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Toots Shor’s restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

This is like deja vu all over again.

Phil Rizzuto:Hey Yogi I think we’re lost.
Yogi:Ya, but we’re making great time!

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it’s head.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can’t think and hit at the same time.

After seeing a Steve McQueen movie: He must have made that before he died.

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Mrs. Lindsay:You certainly look cool.
Yogi:Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself.

I want to thank all those who made this night necessary.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Reporter: You’re a fatalist!
Yogi:You mean I save postage stamps? Not me.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting.

It reminds me of being in the Army, even though I was in the Navy. -baseball great Yogi Berra, on the Broadway show “Biloxi Blues”

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head. -Yogi Berra

It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.

What time is it, Yogi?
Yogi:You mean now? (thanks to Geoffery M. Kridel)

It gets late early out there. (thanks to Robert Tolar)

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. (thanks to Robert Tolar)

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