Category Archives: Seinfeld

* “GEORGE:” Aren’t those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? “NEWMAN:” Sometimes… “JERRY:” Why is that? “NEWMAN:” Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there’s … Continue reading →

* “ELAINE:” Get out! * (talking about their relationship) “JERRY:” I mean, it was something we did. Probably about, what? Twenty-five times? “ELAINE:” Thirty-seven. * “ELAINE:” Y’know I can think of at least six known offensive odours that I would … Continue reading →

* (Jerry’s girlfriend walks in on George as he is changing) “RACHEL:” (She screams) Oh my God! I’m sorry, I thought this was the baby’s room. (she looks down) I’m really sorry. (She exits) “GEORGE:” I was in the pool! … Continue reading →

* Kramer enters after Jerry and George try to convince the NYU writer that they aren’t gay – not that there is anything wrong with that) “KRAMER:” Hey, C’mon! Let’s go! I thought we were going to take a steam! … Continue reading →

* “JERRY:” Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms? I got enough trouble maintaining activity in one. * “JERRY:” I remember that it’s a good thing. Someday, I hope to do it again. (talking about sex) * “GEORGE:” C’mon, … Continue reading →