Redneck Quotes

A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Around here…we don’t skinny dip….we chunky dunk !!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kwityurbellieakin !!
Ma loved Pa.

Pa loved women.

Ma caught Pa with two in swimming.

Here lays Pa.
On this site in 1897…nothing happened…

But yesterday….all heck broke loose…!!
Our motto:

” If it ain’t broke, keep fixin’ it…… til it is! ”
There’s more ways to skin a cat than stickin’

his head in a boot jack and jerkin’ on his tail.
24 hours in a day….24 beers in a case…coincidence?


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3 Responses to Redneck Quotes

  1. DBD says:

    You might be a Redneck if you got a Turty Point Buck hanging over your toilet!

  2. Trevor says:

    Our house is protected by the good lord and a gun. And ya might meet both of them if you show up her unexpected son.

  3. Tyler says:

    You might be a redneck if you have 4 or 5 barrels full of empty beercans in your livin room

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