Danny (Rob Lowe): Oh, you’re not leavin’ are ya? Joan (Elizabeth Perkins): No, uh we’re walking in backwards. Bernie (Jim Belushi): The broad from last night, huh? Danny: Oh, yeah I pick up the phone to make a call and she’s on the line. Bernie: Yeah right, pull this leg and it plays jingle bells. … [Read more…]
Jerry Maguire (Tome Cruise): I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the super bowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not rest until that … [Read more…]
The 2010 Movie quotes from Going the Distance I was disappointed because I wasn’t in optimum condition. I needed a fluffer If you know of any quote than add it below
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Funny Quotes from the Other Guys I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me FLY! Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. “I don’t like … [Read more…]
Balance is not letting anyone love you less than you love yourself.” People start resembling, I used to look like Stevens, now I look like David. Simin “If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind”. Felipe: “I’m also really into Phil Collins and Air Supply.” Liz: “You really … [Read more…]
“Don’t worry Becca. We are just a normal family. Except that we have no souls and prey on human flesh and have a never ending thirst for blood. Once you go bat you never go back I can’t take this crap anymore!” Your skin is pale white, you dress fashionably,and you abstain from sex, i … [Read more…]
Funny Quotes from Grown Ups Movie Lenny: Uh, wasted, kids, is.. Something.. That.. Happens.. When you have a hankering for ice cream. Andre: Oh, I want to get wasted. Charlotte: I want to get totally wasted. Donna: I want to get wasted every single day of my life. Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted. … [Read more…]
I hope you are enjoying third grade. You may be here for a while. We saw your underpants! Every princess needs a little sparkle. If you know more quotes from the Ramona and Beezus movie than please add them in the section below Thanks
Despicable Me Movie Quotes Miniature elephants are adorable even to highly trained Chinese security guards. Curse you, tiny toilet! Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard. Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs… they go where they want! Gru: Not if they’re dead. Egyptians near the Pyramids of Giza need to watch their … [Read more…]