Lloyd: You know what I’m going to get you next Christmas mother? A big wooden cross. So whenever you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. submitted by Fen Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I’m miserable and you’re content? Lloyd: Luck? … [Read more…]
Troy (Ethan Hawke): So what do you say, Lelaina? Lelaina (Winona Ryder): I’m not a valedictorian but I play one on tv. Troy: We all know you slept your way to the podium. Vickie (Janeane Garofalo): My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. … [Read more…]
H.I. McDonough (Nicholas Cage): These were the happy days, the salad days as they say. And Ed felt that havin’ a critter was the next logical step. It was all she thought about. Her point was that there was too much love and beauty for just the two of us and every day we kept … [Read more…]
Mrs. Pascal: Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie’s hand was holding Marty’s private part when they came out the womb. Lesly (Tori Spelling): I can’t talk that way about your brother. Jackie-O (Parker Posey): Pretend he is not my brother, I do. Jackie-O: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing … [Read more…]
Heather McNamara: It’s your turn Heather. Heather Chandler (Kim Walker): No Heather, it’s Heather’s turn. Heather? Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder): Dear Diary, Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said, “Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to fk with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.” I said, “So, you … [Read more…]
Richard: Man, I can get killed for telling you some of this stuff. Vincent Hanna: You can get killed walking your doggie! Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here like a couple of regular fellows and if I have to go out there and put you down, I’ll tell you, I won’t like it. … [Read more…]
Grandma: How’s that nice girlfriend of yours? Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler): Oh, she got hit by a car. She’s dead. Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep. The Nursing Home Orderly (Ben Stiller): You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, … [Read more…]
Sarah: People used to think that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes…only sometimes the crow brings that soul back to set the wrong things right. Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never … [Read more…]
Bus Driver: Girls watch out for those weirdo’s. Nancy (Fairuza Balk): We are the weirdo’s mister. Nancy: It is better that you should rush upon this blade then enter this circle with fear in your heart. How do you enter? Sarah (Robin Tunney): With perfect love and perfect trust. Nancy: The only way you know … [Read more…]
Dionne (Stacey Dash): Hello? That was a stop sign. Cher (Alicia Silverstone): I totally paused. Cher: Di, I’m outie. Cher: So, the flannel shirt deal. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in the refrigerator? Cher: Thank you Josh, I so need lessons from you … [Read more…]