Exercise, Workout and Fitness Quotes

Below are some interesting and funny quotes related to Workout, fitness and exercise

Before you turn on the treadmill,

always tie your shoes.

It’s the best I can do on short notice.

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Commit to be fit.

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

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Fifty years ago

people finished a days work and needed rest.

Today they need exercise.

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Grandma started walking for her health

when she was 60…

She’s now 97…

and we don’t know where the heck she is !!

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I don’t jog.

It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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I had to quit jogging for health reasons….

my thighs were rubbing together so much

my underpants caught on fire !!

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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I have flabby thighs….

but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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I might as well exercise…

I’m in a bad mood anyway !

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If God had intended for us to touch our toes…

He’d have put them on our knees.

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If you are going to try cross country skiing…

start with a small country.

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I’m in shape…Round is a shape…isn’t it ?

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I’m belly building…not body building..!!

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Reason to smile:

Every 7 minutes….

someone in aerobics class

pulls a hamstring.

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The more you sweat in training

the less you bleed in battle.

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Whenever, I think about exercise,

I lie down ’til the thought passes.

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One Response to Exercise, Workout and Fitness Quotes

  1. Bryan says:

    Interesting Quote. Got a good laugh!

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