Below are some interesting and funny quotes related to Workout, fitness and exercise
Before you turn on the treadmill,
always tie your shoes.
It’s the best I can do on short notice.
Commit to be fit.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Fifty years ago
people finished a days work and needed rest.
Today they need exercise.
Grandma started walking for her health
when she was 60…
She’s now 97…
and we don’t know where the heck she is !!
I don’t jog.
It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
I had to quit jogging for health reasons….
my thighs were rubbing together so much
my underpants caught on fire !!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I have flabby thighs….
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I might as well exercise…
I’m in a bad mood anyway !
If God had intended for us to touch our toes…
He’d have put them on our knees.
If you are going to try cross country skiing…
start with a small country.
I’m in shape…Round is a shape…isn’t it ?
I’m belly building…not body building..!!
Reason to smile:
Every 7 minutes….
someone in aerobics class
pulls a hamstring.
The more you sweat in training
the less you bleed in battle.
Whenever, I think about exercise,
I lie down ’til the thought passes.