Sleep Quotes Funny Quotes about Sleeping

Below you can view all the Famous Sleep Quotes

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.- Joan Klempner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book

“I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.” Mark Twain

“Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep: And yet a third of Life is passed in sleep.” Lord Byron

“Living is a disease from which sleep gives us relief eight hours a day. S. R. N. Chamfort

“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.” Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” Anthony Burgess

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. F. Scott Fitzgerald

I’m not asleep… but that doesn’t mean I’m awake. Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark Twain

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing,
Beloved from pole to pole.  Samuel Taylor Coleridge

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.- Joan Klempner

People who snore always fall asleep first.

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.  E. Joseph Cossman

Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.

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