Diving Quotes

Approach school zones

as the students do……”slowly”…!!


Caution: I drive like you do.

Advice to motorists:


Drive carefully….

cars aren’t the only things

that can be recalled by their maker !


Drive it …like you “stole” it !!!

Drive NOW…talk later !!

Get in…Sit down….Hold on….Shut up !!

Give a woman an inch and she’ll park a car in it !!

Hang up and Drive ~!~


Half the world doesn’t know how the other half lives…

considering how the other half drives.


He who blows own horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery.

He who hesitates is not only lost

but several miles from the

next freeway exit.


Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you don’t like my driving…….get off the sidewalk !!

I’m just driving this way to piss you off.


It is said that if you line up all the cars

in the world…end to end,

someone would be stupid enough

to try and pass them.


Lots of cars have one part

that needs to be recalled:

The nut behind the wheel !!!


Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.


Save your ugly face…

Buckle Up…!!


The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

We should strive…to always drive…to be sure….to arrive !

NEW !!

Women drivers…..NO SURVIVORS !!

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