Funny Dog Sayings

Funny cat and dog quotes
Dogs think they are human….cats think they are God..!

Brothers and Sisters I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

(Rudyard Kipling)


Cats are categorical – Dogs are dogmatic.

Dogs are Gods way of putting angels on Earth !

Dogs are just kids in fur.

Dogs rule and sometimes drool.

Dogs smile with their tails !

Dogs think they are human; cats know they are…!!

Don’t kick a sleeping dog.


Don’t worry…our ATTACK dog

doesn’t bite (very hard).


Every dog has his day.

Forget the dog.  Beware of the kids…!!


God, make me the person my dog thinks I am.

Greyhounds rule and sometimes drool.


Her wiggly tail, her heart of Gold,
the loving spirit God gave her soul.
Always remaining in our minds & heart,
with “Footprints” that shall never part.


Hi, my name’s “No No Bad Dog”.

What’s yours ?


Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything except the dog !

I’d rather be in the company of dogs…!!


If you ain’t the lead dog…the scenery never changes.


If you get to thinkin’ you’re  a person of some influence,

try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.


If your dog is fat . . . you’re not getting enough exercise!


Is it a coincidence that


spelled backwards is



It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of puppies.

It’s a doggy dog world




Love is when your puppy licks you on the face,
even after you left him alone all day.


Money can buy a fine pet…but only love will make the tail wag.

My dog can make it to the fence in three seconds…Can you??

No home is complete without the pitter patter of doggy feet ~!~

One can never have too many dogs.


Outside a dog, man’s best friend is a book.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark t read.

Remember, all poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles.

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant…!!

Spoiled rotten dogs live here.


That wagging tail and friendly woof
Bring joy to all who live
under this roof.


This is my other child….dressed in fur.


To a dog you’re family,
to a cat….you’re staff.


Toads, frogs and puppy dogs
are what a kid really likes.

Women and Cats do as they like.
Men and Dogs get used to it.


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