Funny Cat Sayings Quotes

A cat determined not to be found
can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief
if it wants to….~~~
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine,
and the hearth in foul weather…~~~
A cat is  a cat…
And that is that !~~~
A cat is the only real love money can buy. ~~~
A cat is there when you call her….
if she doesn’t have anything better to do.~~~
A cat’s purr:  Most effective stress medicine known. ~~~
A cat sleeps fat,
yet walks thin…~~~

A dog comes when it is called…
A cat takes a message and gets back to you…~!~~~
A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson….
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A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.

A house is not a home until is has a CAT …

A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A CAT

A SPOILED ROTTEN CAT LIVES HERE

A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.

Around here…cat hair is a condiment…as well as a fashion accessory.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Cats are absolute individuals,
with their own ideas about everything,
including the people they own.~~~
Cats are categorical – Dogs are dogmatic.
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Cats are intended to teach us
that not everything in nature has a function.~~~
Cats are just children with fur.
Cats are just little angels with fur.
Cats are like potato chips…you can’t have just One !!
Cats are people too..!! ~~~
Cats are pur-r-r-r-fect! !!!!! ~~~
Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through the snow.~~~
Cats don’t have owners…they have caretakers !~!

Cats know what you’re thinking…they know, but they don’t give a damn ! ~~~
Cats know your each and every thought.
They don’t care……..but they know.~~~~~~
Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.~~~
Cats seem to go on the principle
that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want.

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Cats were once worshipped as Gods…
and they have never forgotten !!
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Curiosity may have killed the cat,
but at least the cat died knowing.~~~
Dogs come when they’re called;
cats take a message and
get back to you later.

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Dogs eat, cats dine !

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Dogs think they are human; Cats know they are…!!

Don’t cry over spilt milk — it only makes it salty for the cat.
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Husband and cat are missing…!!   $200 reward for the cat !!

I don’t do mousework…

I got a cat for my husband.  I think it was a fair trade. ~~~
I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.~~~
I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
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I love cats because I love my home
and after a while
they become it’s visible soul…

If a man could be crossed with the cat,
it would improve man but
deteriorate the cat.~~~
If an artist were to design an animal,
it would be impossible to improve upon the cat.
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If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor,
a cat will find it and soak it up.~~~

IF YOU DON’T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CAT NIP WHO WILL?

If you want the best seat in the house…hold the cat !
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I’m only a cat, and I stay in my place.
Up there on your chair, on your bed or your face.
I’m only the cat and I don’t finick much.
I’m happy with cream and anchovies and such.
I’m only a cat and we’ll get along fine,
as long as you know I’m not yours…
you’re all mine !!~~~
In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

(English proverb)

Into every life a little cat hair must fall.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of kittens.

It’s better to feed one cat, than many mice. ~~~
It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats;
the best ones don’t respect you for it.~~~
Letting the cat out of the bag is much easier than putting it back. ~~~
Like a graceful vase, a cat,
even when motionless,
seems to flow…
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My husband said it was either him or the cat.
I miss him sometimes.
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My little grandson is a darling,
but he can never take the place of my cat.~~~
Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you
for yourself alone.~~~

Next to the cat….I love you best !!

Never trust a smiling cat.

Never try to baptize a cat !

Never try to out-stubborn a cat. ~~~
No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
unless my cats are there to welcome me.
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No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be
plenty of kittens.~~~

One can never have too many cats… ~~~
One of the ways in which cats  show happiness……is by sleeping.~~~
People who don’t like Cats…were probably Mice in an earlier life. ~~~
Picking a cat may be your ONLY chance
at choosing a relative!
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Some cats is blind, and stone-deaf some,
but ain’t no Cat wuz ever dumb !!~~~
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

(Missy Dizick)~~~

The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat ! ~~~
There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats.~~~
There are no ordinary cats ! ~~~

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast !! ~~~
This home is run for the comfort and well being of the cat… ~~~
To err is human, to purr feline.
To please himself…only the cat purrs…. ~~~
Travel light in life;
Take only what you need:
A loving family,
Good friends,
Someone to love,
Someone to love you….
And a cat.~~~
Truth is like a cat….no matter how you twist it….it lands on it’s feet!
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When I’m discouraged, he’s empathy incarnate,
purring and rubbing to telegraph his dismay.~~~
When in doubt…take a nap !  (ex:  cat napping)

Wipe your paws….

Women and cats do as they like.  Men and dogs get used to it.
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You haven’t really been ignored
until you have been ignored by a cat !~~~
You take care of a dog and he thinks you must be a god.
You take care of a cat and she thinks she must be a god.~~~