Chocolate Quotes

Quotes about chocolate, candies and chocolate chips

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Anything is good and useful if it’s made of chocolate !!
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Candy solves everything. (Corinne Hart)
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Chocolate….it’s no just for breakfast anymore !!
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Forget love….I’d rather fall in chocolate !!
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Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt !~!

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Simply put… everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

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How many calories in a piece of chocolate??

WHO CARES ??

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I NEED CHOCOLATE !!….Need I say more ?
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I’d give up chocolate…But I’m no quitter !!!
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I’d stop eating chocolate … but I’m no quitter !

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If at first you don’t succeed…

have a chocolate ! (or cookie, ice cream etc)

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If I had a chocolate for every time I thought of you….

I’d have a butt the size of TEXAS !!

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In the cookies of life…friends are the chocolate chips.
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I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like…
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Life is a box of chocolates…why do I get the cherry filled ??

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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!

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Life…Liberty…and the pursuit of chocolate !

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One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy

can make a woman gain five pounds.

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Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get.
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SAVE THE EARTH — it’s the only planet with Chocolate !

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Some things in life are better rich… coffee, chocolate, men.

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The future is uncertain…eat dessert first.

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There are only two kinds of foods;

If it’s not chocolate, it’s a vegetable.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, the best ones are half eaten!!

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Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can

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3 Responses to Chocolate Quotes

  1. elizabeth garcia says:

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    i ate a cat!!!!!!with choclate!!!!

  2. elizabeth garcia says:

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    me + sarah=b.f.f.l.b……….

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