Bald Quotes Sayings

Some interesting sayings and quotes about baldness and hair loss

Bald in front? You’re sexy!
Bald in back? You’re a thinker!
Bald all over? You think you’re sexy!!

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BALD is BEAUTIFUL !!

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Better a bald head than no head at all

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God is good….God is fair
To some he gave brains,
to others….hair !!!

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God made a few perfect heads…on the others he put hair !!

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Gray hair is a blessing…ask any bald man.

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For every hair lost from the head….
Two will appear on your (bum/back/ears. etc) instead !!

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Hair today….is gone tomorrow !

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I’m not bald, I’m follically impaired!

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I’m not bald, my head is too big for my hair.

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I’m not getting balder,
I’m just getting more head !

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I’m not really bald,
I’ve just grown to tall for my hair!

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This is not a bald spot….it’s a solar panel for brain power !

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“Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald”