Lilith Quotes Cheers

# “LILITH:” Oh, for goodness sakes Frasier, we’ve been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this last weekend. Oh, good heavens, that wasn’t you!

# “REBECCA:” Everybody hold on, there are no rats here!
“LILITH:” Of course Rebecca, we believe you. (to exterminators) If you should run across any white ones about yea big, I’d be happy to give you about four dollars a piece for them.

# “LILITH:” Frasier is not an easy man to live with. He’s obssesively-compulsive about neatness. The sex is good, but he pouts unless you compliment his performance. Fortunately, his male ego can be satisfied with a simple ‘Thank you, Conan.’ speaker (102 K .wav)

# “LILITH:” Do you realize when I publish my book on borderline psychosis, every penny I ever spent in this bar will be deductable. speaker (47 K .wav)

# “LILITH:” Oh Frasier, it isn’t it enough that I’m doing it to your mind? speaker (25 K .wav)

# (at the Nanny G concert)
“LILITH:” So Frasier, have you been married to any other well known performers? If for instance, we should take Frederick to the circus next month, should I feel threatened by Jo Jo the dog face girl?

# “LILITH:” So Frasier was married to that .. oh how would one describe her .. BITCH! … (singing) ‘I want to shake your hand. Snatch you bald. I want to scratch your eyes out. I want to drain your blood and replace it with a mecuric, chloride, fermaldihide and alcohol solution. (laughs maniacally)

# “LILITH:” Where’s my son? Where’s Frederick? Did you sell him to the gypsies so you could spend more time with Nanny G-spot?

# “LILITH:” (leaving for the Ecopod) Well I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens I only hope I can realize my full potential, to acquire things the old Lilith never had.
“CARLA:” Like a body temperature.
“LILITH:” Very good Carla. Incidently I’ve taken your little wise cracks for a few years now you hideous gargoyle and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gun point! .. God that felt good!

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