Smoking Quotes Quit Smoking Sayings

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be


Feel free to use our smoking area….

it’s located outdoors.


Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields


If we see you smoking

we will assume

you are on fire

and take appropriate action.


Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.


If you don’t want your ash kicked,

the butt stops here.


A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!


If you must smoke…take your butt outside.


If you stick a cigarette in your ear,

you will look stupid.

But if you stick one in your mouth,

then you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.


I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something ..George Burns quotes

If you’re smoking in this house, you’d better be on fire !!


Please refrain from smoking….my lungs are trying to work !!


Thank you for not smoking, we’d rather die of natural causes.

One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homocide.

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1 Response to Smoking Quotes Quit Smoking Sayings

  1. megha says:

    mza agya

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