Smoking Quotes Quit Smoking Sayings

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be

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Feel free to use our smoking area….

it’s located outdoors.

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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

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If we see you smoking

we will assume

you are on fire

and take appropriate action.

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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If you don’t want your ash kicked,

the butt stops here.

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A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

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If you must smoke…take your butt outside.

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If you stick a cigarette in your ear,

you will look stupid.

But if you stick one in your mouth,

then you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!

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I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something ..George Burns quotes

If you’re smoking in this house, you’d better be on fire !!

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Please refrain from smoking….my lungs are trying to work !!

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Thank you for not smoking, we’d rather die of natural causes.

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One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homocide.

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1 Response to Smoking Quotes Quit Smoking Sayings

  1. megha says:

    mza agya

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