Funny Hunting Quotes

A hunter will do anything for a buck !

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New !

Early to bed.

Early to rise.

Hunt all day.

Make up lies.

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Future Hunter

(This would be cute for a sign for a “future hunter”)

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Gone huntin’….be back at dark thirty !!!

Gone huntin’….Lookin’ for Old Tom

(this is a sign I have seen for those turkey hunters)

Gone Huntin’….in pursuit of the Elusive White Tail !!

I’d rather be Deer Hunting !!

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One old hunter and

The Dear of his life live here.

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Tag ’em and Bag ’em !!

(or the other way around–Bag ’em and Tag e’em)

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We interrupt this marriage for hunting season .

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When I die, bury me in the woods …

So my husband will hunt for me.

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15 Responses to Funny Hunting Quotes

  1. matt clendaniel says:

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    in rut! dont ask, its a man thang

  2. robbie says:

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    “DRIVIN TRUCKS AND HUNTIN DEER”

    “CHICKS DIG ME, DEER FEAR ME”

  3. Fern says:

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    if. Its brown it’s down if it flys it dies

  4. Shaun says:

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    I love animals I eat their meat and wear their fur.

  5. t.c says:

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    dirt nap

    meat dont fry if the lead dont fly

  6. Squanto says:

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    Checking slick nannies pulses with bemons right before layin down for a dirt nap

  7. Darren says:

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    There is a place for all of God’s creatures. RIGHT NEXT TO TH TATERS AND GRAVY!!!!

  8. Anthony Brett Picou says:

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  9. myles says:

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    its rut every night for me the only difference is I don’t get shot!

  10. max says:

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    God has a special place for all animals….Right next to the mash potatos an grave!!!!

  11. Jon says:

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    ” outta rut time to strut”

  12. Logan says:

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    More beer!
    More deer!

  13. Blake says:

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    Whack em and stack em

  14. emma says:

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    the meat don’t fry if the lead don’t fly!

    if it hops it drops.

    put up a fight, get em’ in sight

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