Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
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A guardian angel in your kitchen…
watches over what you’re fixin’…!!
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious !
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A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.
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A Pinch of this…a dash of that…
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Fresh Eggs…Layed Daily
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God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it….!!
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I do my part to keep the planet green;
just look in my refrigerator.
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I know that birds have little birds,
and fish have little fishes.
Then why don’t sinks have little sinks,
instead of dirty dishes..???
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I like hugs and I like kisses,
But what I’d love…is help with the dishes !!
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
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If “ifs” and “ands” were pots and pans,
this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!
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If messy kitchens are happy kitchens…mine’s delirious !!
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !
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If you want breakfast in bed….sleep in the kitchen !
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Keep this Kitchen clean…..Eat out !!
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Lord…bless this kitchen…and those who labor in it…
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Lord,
Warm all the kitchen with thy Love,
And light it with Thy peace.
Forgive me all my worry,
and make my grumbling cease.
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Love bakes good cakes
And brews good stews.
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Make yourself at home….Clean my Kitchen !!
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Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.
Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in “Y”
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Mom’s Cafe…Open 24 hours !
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Mom’s Kitchen: Love served here…
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My next house will have not kitchen… just vending machines.
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No matter where I serve my guests…. they seem to like my kitchen the best…
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Only cowards cook on low !!
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Please don’t bug me….while I’m eating !!
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Save water….don’t do dishes !!
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Sit…Give Thanks…Eat…Praise the Cook…
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Sit….Relax….Gossip !
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Thank God for dirty dishes;
they have a tale to tell;
while others may go hungry,
we’re eating very well.
With home and health and happiness,
I shouldn’t want to fuss;
and by the stack of evidence,
God’s been very good to us !!
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The kitchen is the heart of the home…
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The Meals Complete…when the Kitchen’s Neat !!
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The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !
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This is a self-cleaning kitchen….clean up after yourself !
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This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !
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This kitchen is closed due to illness !
I’m sick of cooking !
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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
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Two choices for Dinner Tonite…take it OR leave it !
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Welcome to my Kitchen…
Now…Get Out !!!
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Welcome to my Kitchen
Operating Hours:
Monday — closed
Tuesday — no service
Wednesday — half day
Thursday –out shopping
Friday — day off
Saturday — eat out
Sunday — day of rest
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You can eat off my kitchen floor.
There are crumbs everywhere !
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A skinny cook can’t be trusted.
This Kitchen is Seasoned with Love..
My kitchen was clean last week.
Sorry you missed it.
Meals and Memories are served here……………
nice one
I serve 3 meals: Frozen, Microwave and Take Out
Having a well designed kitchen is not a matter of life and death…
Its more important than that!
complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health
not always
a kitchen is like a bathroom…..
eat in d kitchen like cats n dogs….