Kitchen Quotes Sayings

Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.


A guardian angel in your kitchen…

watches over what you’re fixin’…!!


A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,

and this kitchen is delirious !

A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.


A Pinch of this…a dash of that…


Fresh Eggs…Layed Daily


God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it….!!


I do my part to keep the planet green;

just look in my refrigerator.


I know that birds have little birds,

and fish have little fishes.

Then why don’t sinks have little sinks,

instead of dirty dishes..???


I like hugs and I like kisses,

But what I’d love…is help with the dishes !!

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.


If “ifs” and “ands” were pots and pans,

this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!

If messy kitchens are happy kitchens…mine’s delirious !!


If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !


If you want breakfast in bed….sleep in the kitchen !


Keep this Kitchen clean…..Eat out !!


Lord…bless this kitchen…and those who labor in it…



Warm all the kitchen with thy Love,

And light it with Thy peace.

Forgive me all my worry,

and make my grumbling cease.


Love bakes good cakes

And brews good stews.

Make yourself at home….Clean my Kitchen !!


Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.

Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in “Y”


Mom’s Cafe…Open 24 hours !


Mom’s Kitchen: Love served here…


My next house will have not kitchen… just vending machines.


No matter where I serve my guests…. they seem to like my kitchen the best…

Only cowards cook on low !!

Please don’t bug me….while I’m eating !!


Save water….don’t do dishes !!


Sit…Give Thanks…Eat…Praise the Cook…


Sit….Relax….Gossip !


Thank God for dirty dishes;

they have a tale to tell;

while others may go hungry,

we’re eating very well.

With home and health and happiness,

I shouldn’t want to fuss;

and by the stack of evidence,

God’s been very good to us !!

The kitchen is the heart of the home…


The Meals Complete…when the Kitchen’s Neat !!


The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !


This is a self-cleaning kitchen….clean up after yourself !


This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !


This kitchen is closed due to illness !

I’m sick of cooking !


Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen

and gone on to lead normal lives.

Two choices for Dinner Tonite…take it OR leave it !


Welcome to my Kitchen…

Now…Get Out !!!


Welcome to my Kitchen

Operating Hours:

Monday — closed

Tuesday — no service

Wednesday — half day

Thursday –out shopping

Friday — day off

Saturday — eat out

Sunday — day of rest


You can eat off my kitchen floor.

There are crumbs everywhere !


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11 Responses to Kitchen Quotes Sayings

  1. K. Black says:

    A skinny cook can’t be trusted.

  2. Stu says:

    This Kitchen is Seasoned with Love..

  3. Ellisa B. says:

    My kitchen was clean last week.

    Sorry you missed it.

  4. Radhika says:

    Meals and Memories are served here……………

  5. Nicole says:

    I serve 3 meals: Frozen, Microwave and Take Out

  6. John Kirby says:

    Having a well designed kitchen is not a matter of life and death…
    Its more important than that!

  7. denise b says:

    complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health

  8. akif husain says:

    a kitchen is like a bathroom…..

  9. alisha amil says:

    eat in d kitchen like cats n dogs….

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