Reporter: What do you think of the American girls, opposed to the British girls? George: They’re the same, only they speak with an accent. Reporter: You and the snow came to Washington at the same time today. Which do you think will have the greater impact? Ringo: The snow. We’re going tomorrow. Reporter: Why do … [Read more…]
A religion old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the universe as revealed by modern science, might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths. Sooner or later, such a religion will emerge.” -Carl Sagan, “It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really … [Read more…]
“No one can make you inferior without your consent.” –Eleanor Roosevelt You always admire what you really don’t understand. –Eleanor Roosevelt The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating … [Read more…]
“It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!” –Patrick Henry “Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?…I know not … [Read more…]
Reporter: Were you apprehensive in the twelfth inning? Yogi: No, but I was scared. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. Reporter: Yogi, have you made up your mind yet? Yogi: Not that I know of. It’s deja vu all over again. We have deep depth. Upon hearing that his wife … [Read more…]
Steven Wright Funny Quotes and Sayings If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I’ll let you have the pen! I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I … [Read more…]
Jim Carry Movie Quotes and other funny quotes from Jim Carrey LIFE I don’t think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I’m literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you’re crying all the way to your butthole. I always … [Read more…]
A piece of paper or a piece of cloth doesn’t mean anything. It’s what you believe. And I want people to think about what they believe. I want them to consider if everything they’ve been taught, if that’s what they want to believe or if that’s what they’ve been told that they have to believe. … [Read more…]
Quotes from Sandra Bullock Sure, I’m an optimistic, joyous person, but I’m also afraid and insecure. Calgary Sun, 00/04/09 One of the reasons I go out of my way to be kind is that I’ve known what it’s like not to be given kindness. Calgary Sun, 00/04/09 [When I first came to America] I sounded … [Read more…]
here are some selected quotes from Emily Osment Toronto always feels like home. Maybe I’m a moose, or secretly made of maple syrup..or maybe I just spend a ridiculous amount of time here. Nothing new is sweeter than with you. She finds that all she needs is. In Her. Heart. She lifts up. Don’t leave … [Read more…]