Funny Motorcycle Quotes, Bikers, Choppers Sayings

Quotes about Harley Davidson and other bikers

Born to ride my Harley…

Forced to work !!!

Dirt roads teach patience.

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Harley Davidson Repair Shop

“will work for beer”

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If she won’t agree to be my babe…

My bike will take her place.

If you can read this……she fell off !

(seen on the back of a t-shirt)

If you want to ride a couch…stay home.

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It’s not the destination,

it’s the journey !

Keep the faith…Ride safe !

Live to ride, ride to eat !!

Live to Ride…Ride to Live !!

On the eighth day, GOD created Harleys!

PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

Ride a Hog….Forever Free !!

To ride or not to ride…THAT is a stupid question !!

YES – it’s fast. NO you can’t ride !

You never see a Harley parked outside a psychiatrist’s office.

15 Comments

  1. Rob

    A yellow jacket down your shirt at 70 miles an hour will double your vocabulary.

    If it has tits or tires it’ll give you trouble.

  2. Rob

    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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